Nov 09 2009
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waxandmilk:Passive Aggressive Notes
How could I not follow up a Vegansaurus reblog with this?
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SEXY CARROT! Cue the stripper music! Er, nevermind, the carrot is already hella naked. And erect. I’LL STOP NOW.
They keep it pretty sexy over at Vegansaurus
Nov 05 2009
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“ Look at this guy, thinks he’s Captain Knots. Thinks he’s Captain Tyin-Knots. Whenever someone needs some knots tied, they go to him. BULL SHIT.
— YOU’D KNOW IF YOU’D WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO
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Speaking of Mr. Price, Kimbo Price release party at Harper’s Ferry, Tuesday Dec. 1
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“ Yeah, man. I be taking yellow cabs home from the studio hoping I bump into the Cash Cab guy. I’m ready. I’ve been studying. I’m ready for the Cash Cab guy. I think I can win. I downloaded the game to my computer. The Jeopardy joint. I’m pretty good, man. I’m pretty good.
— Sean P
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“ I’m an older guy. I listen to hardcore rap and Mary J. Blige records.
— Sean P.
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This is the funniest thing anyone has ever shown me on YouTube. I am told the dialogue of some guy tripping on acid in a closet.. although the train of thought supports this theory, I still have no idea how that was determined ot be the case. Regardless I HIGHLY recommend you watch this, because it is fucking amazing. I PROMISE YOU, JUST WATCH THE FUCKING THING IT’S ONLY 2 MINUTES.
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“HEY, I MOVED THIS STUFF FOR YOU.”
“Put it back.”
“AND THEN I MADE THIS BIG.”
“I didn’t ask for that.”
“I AM HELPING.”
“Please stop.”
Every day is Take Your Child to Work Day when you’re using Microsoft Word.
I can’t tell if this is going to make my day more or less depressing.
Dammit, Word, put that—no, no, no, do NOT put that in your mouth. Don’t. Don’t. Dammit!
Nov 04 2009
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Saturday Nov. 19, 2009
Harper’s Ferry 158 Brighton Ave Allston, MA 02134
